[Blinks] People probably wouldn’t come here to complain or kick your ass if you were more friendly. Sheesh.
[And here comes the dog bounding towards them] [he’ll just sort of sniff at the cat on Heracles’s head and whine, tilting his head a little]
[Huffs] I am usually very friendly…But you woke me up in the middle of my nap. [Pouts and looks away from him]
[dOG- NO-] [He’ll just glare at the dog before backing away] [He’s not getting that cat that’s the one Sadik gave him]
[Rude—] What do you mean “just me”?
[Oh there’s barking and Sam is on his back with kittens and cats crawling all over him] Sam what are you even doin’—?
[Raises a brow at him] In other words you’re not someone here to complain to me or kick my ass.
[Yawns loudly and looks over at the barking] [That dog better not hurt his cats-]
[WHOA NO SAM DON’T HURT THE KITTIES] [oh hey he just wanted to sniff and play with them] [And now they’re covering his Golden/Husky mix] [Whoa wait that’s a person—]
[Just snoring] [Doesn’t even know wtf is going on over there] [WHOA HE’S BEING NUDGED-] [SITS STRAIGHT UP]
Wha- Huh? [Looks over at him] …Oh…It is just you.
asked: "Where do you even find so many kittens?"
[Stares] [Not sure how to explain]
"Uhm…Well…A lot of the stray cats that come around here tend to breed and stuff and…Yeah."
[Fell asleep outside] [In his mom’s ruins]
[Snores] [Just surrounded by cats]
THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA
Put one of these in my ask! (Fluffy)
- "Is it humid in here? You look like a cotton ball."
- "No, I will not give your shirt back."
- "I think the pillow fort is perfect."
- "I made cookies. You’re not having any."
- "I never thought you’d be so ticklish!"
- "Kiss, kiss."
- "Where do you even find so many kittens?"
- "Can I use your tummy as a pillow? It’s soft."
- "Read me poetry and play with my hair. Now."
- "I think you’ve had too much candy."
terrifying sociopath/future serial killer Dennis Reynolds